lifeguardconfessions:

The season has started for most of us so it’s about time for a lifeguard give away. There will be 2 prizes given away.

The prize packages are:
•A beach towel
• 2 Fox 40 classics in any color
•Sunscreen your choice of SPF
•A Schlitterbahn water bottle
•Aloe Vera
•a pair of flip flops

Rules:

Drifting through the wind wanting to start again

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i told him it was carpet

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar)

lifeguardconfessions:

The season has started for most of us so it’s about time for a lifeguard give away. There will be 2 prizes given away.

The prize packages are:
•A beach towel
• 2 Fox 40 classics in any color
•Sunscreen your choice of SPF
•A Schlitterbahn water bottle
•Aloe Vera
•a pair of flip flops

Rules:

(Source: spongebob-daily)

cunttacular:

cali01:

cunttacular:

Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?

Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.

Mindfuck